"In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald. On the otherhand, if you are over eighty, it is extremely good form to shuffle down the street clutching a brown paperbag and muttering, "The Kaiser will steal my string." Remember, everything is relative-or should be. If it's not, we must begin again."
On youth and age. Without Feathers. Woody Allen